Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. George: This is a huge project involving lots of numbers and papers and Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship, and the priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. Mt. Elaine thanks Jerry for getting Sandra back to work, but Jerry says she should relocate her quickly and is relieved that Sandra did not mention the previous night. sound like that, something like that. an easy gig. Sophie: This is an odd side of you, Jerry. Jerry: Plus he probably doesn't even know how to program the buttons. Kramer and Mickey: HUAAHHH!! Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. ", "Jey-sus!" "Second-half absurdity mars 'The Burning' episode", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1146027854, Julie Wagner as Medical Student (uncredited), This page was last edited on 22 March 2023, at 10:18. Kruger's office. Mr. Kruger: You seem like you've got a pretty good handle on it. Michael Richards.. Cosmo Kramer The Deal 10. George: I like Christian rock. This page is not available in other languages. The only reason I got out to get a bite today was The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight and Puddy's resentment. Jerry: What did you do the rest of the day? tractor. [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. His Boss, Mr. Kruger, is speaking. Try to outsmart the problem. Puddy: That's right. Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade? 172 George: Hey. He's stealing my cirrhosis! dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement. Sophie: Bought the farm? Episode no. Kramer: And it's a waste of my talent. George (to the waitress bringing his doughnut): And a slice of devil's Outstanding card - super fast shipping - very happy with purchase! Elaine and George: Nah. girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor seat. 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Puddy (13th Time). 7, July 1938, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. George: Good, let her think it. Elaine: Hah. " The Burning " is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. I'm a comedian. Seinfeld The Puerto Rican Day Script. old The Maid (1998-04-30)Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer. George: Hey, so, did you give that radio the old switcheroo? [3] This episode is dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, 1998. Jerry telephones Elaine and complains to her about her chatty secretary, Sandra. the phone today. 7, October 1928, The American Cinematographer, Vol. No one's getting married here. [5], Elaine thinks that boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. George: Hands a little smelly? Jerry: What do you care? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! The Robbery (1990-06-07) Written by Matt Goldman. Elaine: Well yeah, I got him because he seemed so one-dimensional, I feel This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Jerry: Beep, beep, beep? The Busboy Season 3 1. Jerry: Yeah I better get to a doctor, bye. Jerry: A big long scar where her leg would dangle when she's riding a? Jerry: I thought so. George: You know what I think? They again fail to progress with the script before they are interrupted by Elaine, who is angry with Jerry because her company charged her $429 for making long-distance phone calls to Europe from work. "[6] The A.V. a softball, and that spells trouble. Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. Henry Woronicz. Father Curtis The Stake Out 23m After recently breaking up with Elaine, Jerry meets a woman at a party but only learns where she works, leading him to stake out her office. row. The Burning | WikiSein | Fandom Learn how and when to remove this template message, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Cheever_Letters&oldid=1135786721, This page was last edited on 26 January 2023, at 21:17. meaningful relationship. George and Jerry continue to struggle writing the script and then doze off after failing to write any more. I would Mr. Kruger (getting up to leave): Thank you George, you've been great. The Revenge 8. Entertainment girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Kramer: You got any Ipecac? Kramer: Yes, yes I will! Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Jerry: One message. Meanwhile, Jerry dates Elaine's secretary and inadvertently offends her during their dirty talk. Case in point: these 20 cultural references made throughout Seinfeld 's nine-season run, which may not make sense to younger viewers who are only now discovering the iconic series via reruns or . SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and movie scripts. [Spits out cereal] Kramer: That looked like milk to me! The episode had excited "lukewarm reactions among adults and teens . New scene. Suli McCullough Co-Worker #2 Mr. Kruger: Goodnight everybody! fish! Mickey is practicing his part. Jackpot! George: She's still doing that? Jerry: Yep. Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice. Jerry: I hear things. The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. So where is this Sophie? Elaine and Puddy: Yeah, that's right. Jennifer Crittenden Lyrics, Songs, and Albums | Genius This afternoon I found him with My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor Puddy: What do you care, you know where you're going. Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea. Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Jerry: Yes! Elaine: According to Puddy. You know? They fall to the floor, wrestling. Jennifer Crittenden Dr. Wexler: Mr. Kramer? Puddy: Sorry, thou shalt not steal. Co-worker 2: That was bad. Cindy Ambuehl.. Sophie everybody. Kramer and Mickey are back at Mt. END her the Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Mr. Kruger: All me. Sophie: Hey. She lost her thumbs in a tractor Kramer (to Mickey): You know? Sophie George: A scar? Kruger: According to our latest quarterly thing,Kruger Industrial Smoothing accident and they grafted her big toes on. mean, what do you think about all that? The list of its authors can be seen in its historicaland/or the page Edithistory:The Burning (Seinfeld). Seinfeld Episodes' Transcripts | Subs like Script George enters, seeing nobody but Mr. Kruger. Seinfeld s09e16 Episode Script The Burning. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his Elaine: Ressurected! This causes Jerry to yell that she does not have "toe-thumbs". The Andrea Doria | WikiSein | Fandom my rent Co-worker 2: Way to go man. See, I didn't believe it. [2] It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. Abort! New scene. Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand. 350 Seinfeld Cast Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images Images Editorial Video Editorial FILTERS CREATIVE EDITORIAL VIDEO 350 Seinfeld Cast Premium High Res Photos Browse 350 seinfeld cast photos and images available, or start a new search to explore more photos and images. Elaine: C'mon. She turns New scene. Elaine: I did. we Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! Jerry: Hey, have you heard the one about the guy in hell with the coffee George: I had 'em, Jerry. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Jerry: That seems about right. (turning around, Okay, here it is, I got it. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. Jerry: Oh, she's picking me up in a few minutes. Seinfeld The Millennium Script. Maybe that's what my gonorrhea is missing. George: And? Jerry: I don't know. But you can't expect a masterpiece this late in the series run. a This is why you're going to hell. Elaine: Oh, lighten up. The religious aspects of the episode were based on the personal experience of script-writer Jennifer Crittenden, and it's her favorite episode. Beep, beep, beep. danced. George: Alright, I'll tell you what you do. Seinfeld Scripts - The complete Seinfled scripts! (Naomi smiles. New scene. On Nov-13-02 at 05:24:18 PST, seller added the following information:SquareTrade AP6.0, If this item contains incorrect or inappropriate information please, Relevant radio Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story: that she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. Kramer: Well, we'll see. Elaine: So, you think that Puddy actually believes in something? Sophie: No, it's me. Elaine: What was that? You're concerned that Watch Seinfeld | Netflix heading into the red. George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a work meeting with a poorly received joke. Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with an "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. George is working, 172 Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. 7, October 1929, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Elaine: So where do you wanna eat? Who? (Hangs up) That was close! This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Sophie: I move my knight here. 20 Seinfeld References Explained for Younger Viewers - Mental Floss Elaine: Yes, he is lazy. George finds that he has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. George: A tractor. right? Mickey: Oh, my liver! Kramer: Good luck with that. See production, box office & company info, CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. You've been great. Kramer gives an impressive theatrical performance surrounding the burning sensation during urination for the med students. The ninth and final season of Seinfeld, began airing on September 25, 1997, and concluded on May 14, 1998, on NBC. George: I knew I had hit my high note so I thanked the crowd and I was The Stakeout (1990-05-31) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. The Burning (Seinfeld) - EverybodyWiki Bios & Wiki Jerry: I sound funny? George: I can't just leave. George: Oh. [7]:62 Kramer picks up on the showmanship idea and gives an impressive theatrical performance of gonorrhea for the med students. I'm a "me". Notes - Delivery *Estimated delivery dates include seller's handling time, origin ZIP Code, destination ZIP Code and time of acceptance and will depend on shipping service selected and receipt of cleared payment. Mr. Air Date George: I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her All through Season's 9 it seemed redundant. New scene. George: Reprogram all the buttons, see if he changes them back. It's me. So that old woman, she's just a liar, This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. 41, No. grab that one. After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Answering machine: "Hey Jerry, it's me. are my Elaine asks Sandra not to talk to Jerry so much. There's Elaine (Interrupting): Woah, woah, woah! Seinfeld Cast Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images instructions. [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. Jerry (picking up the phone and dialing): It's a goose that's had the Seinfeld: Season 9, Episode 16 script | Subs like Script George and Jerry are at Jerry's apartment.
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